Smooth Criminals width-9.5 H26" x W22" x D16"

H26" x W22" x D16" Edition: 20

Size 10-1/4

Original Oil Painting by Edward Aldrich

The discomfort of staying in a room costing $5 a night and eating a meal for $2 whilst security costs $1000 a day

I guess the cheetah would be a close rival

Smooth Criminals width-9.5 H26" x W22" x D16"LARGE Edition of 20 Unframed 56 x 100 Framed 71 x 115 STANDARD Edition of 20 Unframed 37 x 66 Framed 52 x 81 The genius that was Michael Jackson lent me this title and I think its about right. The irony is that the five people in the frame are all irritatingly lovely people and to the best of my knowledge have never broken a law in their lives. Actually, thats not quite right; I think a bit of weed might have been inhaled over the years by Ron Sanford